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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn, quoted in Jon Winokur, The Portable Curmudgeon, 1987

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The world always looks brighter from behind a smile. ~Author Unknown

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ~Author Unknown

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Our society's values are being corrupted by advertising's insistence on the equation: Youth equals popularity, popularity equals success, success equals happiness. ~John Fisher, The Plot to Make You Buy, 1968

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An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. ~Charles Horton Cooley

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These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it. ~From a Charles Barkley commercial for basketball shoes, 1993

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry

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The only man who can change his mind is a man that's got one. ~Edward Noyes Westcott

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A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn. ~Author Unknown

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Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. ~Jimmy Fallon

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If by chance I seated myself to write, she very slyly, very tenderly, seeking protection and caresses, would softly take her place on my knee and follow the comings and goings of my pen -sometimes effacing, with an unintentional stroke of her paw, lines of whose tenor she disapproved. ~Pierre Loti

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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? ~Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

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We're the middle children of history.... no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. ~From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk

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To make a mountain of a mole-hill. ~Henry Ellis, Original Letters

Funny Principal Poems

War is nothing less than a temporary repeal of the principles of virtue. It is a system out of which almost all the virtues are excluded, and in which nearly all the vices are included. ~Robert Hall

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The one place where a man ought to get a square deal is in a courtroom, be he any color of the rainbow, but people have a way of carrying their resentments right into a jury box. As you grow older, you'll see white men cheat black men every day of your life, but let me tell you something and don't you forget it - whenever a white man does that to a black man, no matter who he is, how rich he is, or how fine a family he comes from, that white man is trash. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 23, spoken by the character Atticus

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I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

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It is the first purpose of hope to make hopelessness bearable. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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Reflexes and instincts are not pretty. It is their decoration that initiates art. ~Martin H. FischerInformation should be used as food for thought, not poison to the soul. ~Shellie R. WarrenIt was an ideal spring day, a light blue sky, flecked with little fleecy white clouds drifting across from west to east. The sun was shining very brightly, and yet there was an exhilarating nip in the air, which set an edge to a man's energy. ~Arthur Conan DoyleIf gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them! ~Author unknown, as seen on a button at evolvefish.comAct as if what you do makes a difference. It does. ~William JamesOne does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any man who doesn't think so needs a quick jab in the kidney. ~Cynthia Heimel, Sex Tips for Girls, 1983