The message of Christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world. ~Author Unknown
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. ~A.A. Milne
If I were a doctor, skipping would be my number one prescription. ~Jessi Lane Adams
In a dream you are never eighty. ~Anne Sexton
One is not born a woman, one becomes one. ~Simone de Beauvoir, The Second Sex, 1949
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house. ~Proverbs 21:9
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving evidence of the fact. ~George Eliot, Impressions of Theophrastus Such, 1879
I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex. ~A.C. Van Cherub
Sexism is a social disease. ~Author Unknown
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. ~R. Serling
Necessity does the work of courage. ~Nicholas Murray Butler
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays: Second Series, 1844
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ~Terry Pratchett
Hunger makes a thief of any man. ~Pearl S. Buck, quoted in You Said a Mouthful, edited by Ronald D. Fuchs
Clearly, God is a Democrat. ~Patrick Caddell
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. ~Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. ~Mark Twain
A bodily disease, which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more. ~George Bernard Shaw
An artist cannot talk about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture. ~Jean Cocteau, Newsweek, 16 May 1955
Don't be yourself - be someone a little nicer. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown
Why do we believe that in all matters the odd numbers are more powerful? ~Pliny the Elder, Natural History
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. ~Henny Youngman
