Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. ~Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown
Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it. ~Author Unknown
When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. ~Author Unknown
Men ardently pursue truth, assuming it will be angels' bread when found. ~W. MacNeile Dixon
The mad are happy, the sane ignorant; those of us stuck on the sane side of madness or the mad fringe of sanity are in a purgatorial cage. ~Anonymous
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. ~Rita Rudner I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. ~Rita Rudner
When truth is divided, errors multiply. ~Eli Siegel, Damned Welcome
The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws. ~Rick Wise, 1974
All I pay my psychiatrist is the cost of feed and hay, and he'll listen to me any day. ~Author Unknown
Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols. ~Thomas Mann
Stolen kisses require an accomplice. ~Just One Fool Thing After Another: A Cowfolks' Guide to Romance
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. ~Author Unknown
Efficiency is intelligent laziness. ~David Dunham
It isn't the size of the gift that matters, but the size of the heart that gives it. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994
In the United States today, there is a pervasive tendency to treat children as adults, and adults as children. The options of children are thus steadily expanded, while those of adults are progressively constricted. The result is unruly children and childish adults. ~Thomas Szasz
While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. ~Rabindranath Tagore
Time is making fools of us again. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Secret Riddle," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ~Soren Kierkegaard
Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. ~Author Unknown
Nerves provide me with energy. They work for me. It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that I get worried. ~Mike Nichols
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. ~Albert Einstein
Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. ~Max Frisch
