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  • The shortest distance between two people is a smile. ~Author Unknown



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  • AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. ~Susan Sontag



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  • There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. ~Clyde Moore There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. ~Clyde Moore



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  • There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare. ~Finley Peter Dunne



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  • Walks. The body advances, while the mind flutters around it like a bird. ~Jules Renard



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  • A day is Eternity's seed, and we are its Gardeners. ~Erika Harris, lifeblazing.com



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  • Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ~Seven Wright



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  • To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. ~Aldous Huxley



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  • Hope is the poor man's bread. ~Gary Herbert



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  • I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. ~Dolly Parton



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  • If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. ~H.S. Leigh



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  • Goodness is beauty in the best estate. ~Christopher Marlowe



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  • He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



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  • God - but a word invoked to explain the world. ~Prat de Lamartine



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  • Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. ~Mahatma Gandhi



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  • I believe there are more urgent and honorable occupations than the incomparable waste of time we call suffering. ~Colette



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  • The human spirit is not dead. It lives on in secret.... It has come to believe that compassion, in which all ethics must take root, can only attain its full breadth and depth if it embraces all living creatures and does not limit itself to mankind. ~Albert Schweitzer, Novel Peace Prize address, "The Problem of Peace in the World Today"



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  • The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation. ~Elias Canetti



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  • Garden writing is often very tame, a real waste when you think how opinionated, inquisitive, irreverent and lascivious gardeners themselves tend to be. Nobody talks much about the muscular limbs, dark, swollen buds, strip-tease trees and unholy beauty that have made us all slaves of the Goddess Flora. ~Ketzel Levine's talkingplants.com



    If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening. ~George Barzan



    You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation. ~Billie Holiday



    Life is the fire that burns and the sun that gives light. Life is the wind and the rain and the thunder in the sky. Life is matter and is earth, what is and what is not, and what beyond is in Eternity. ~Seneca



    There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother. ~Astrid Alauda



    Don't waste time learning the "tricks of the trade." Instead, learn the trade. ~Attributed to both James Charlton and H. Jackson Brown, Jr.